Plans For Zombies

                                              Plans For Zombies

"Hehe! Hahaha! RUN HIM OVER! Hahaha! Stupid Meat Bag!" Lan laughed and yelled at the movie that we being projected on the wall. Maebh looked over at her friend who was sitting on the floor with a bag of snacks partially forgotten, shook her head and went back to repairing her robot Box. After a few minutes of relative silence from Lan and a lull in the movie she turned and looked at Maebh with a question on her mind. "Do you have a plan for a Zombie outbreak? Cuz I know you've got one for Abraham Lincoln's ghost attacking people with a shot gun or something like that."

Maebh looked puzzled or in thought as she put own the tools that she was using to upgrade Box, and walked over to where Lan was sitting so she could bet a better look at the move. Of which she studied momentarily before she spoke. "No, I don't. Well at least not yet. Hmm…so these 'Zombie' things feast upon others?" Lan nodded her head affirmative as Maebh began to tap her chin with one of the her fingers obviously in though. Lan turned her attention back on the movie knowing that Maebh needed more information and that she was already trying to form some kind of plan, hopefully one that didn't use her as bait, yet again. Lan began to explain what Zombies were and what they did.

"Zombies are dead life forms that have become re-animated, they have lost all intelligence, or at least what minute form of intelligence that they might have had, memories, likes, dislikes, everything. And it is replaced with one urge, the need to feed, of which it is programmed into their brainz to feed upon the living life forms." Lan finished explaining as she began to laugh at a human being attacked and then fed upon by a few Zombies that seemed to have appeared from nowhere. "Hehe, stupid, that's why you don't let your guard down! HAhaah!"  Glancing down at Lan, Maebh noticed that her attention fully returned to the movie, so she wasn't going to get much more useful information about these 'Zombies'. Pulling out what looks like a mini laptop she quickly remotely accessed the Library's card catalogue, knowing that when she was there working she did have to put something away with the word Zombie on it but she couldn't quite remember what it was. Once she found out what it was and where it was located, she activated the hologram that made her look like a human instead of her natural Irken form at least said where she was going before leaving Lan to her movie.

LATER….

"LAN! I'VE GOT IT! I HAVE PLANS!!!!" Maebh shouted as she finally returned to their dorm room after 5 hours in the Library going over everything that she could to figure out many plans of what could and would be done in the occurrence of a Zombie outbreak. Looking up from the explosive Lan was trying to carefully create her eyes grew twice their size and her lekku lowered till the touched the back of her skull in terror of the huge stack of papers Maebh held in front of her, knowing that she would not be able to do anything else except for go over and learn about all of the plans Maebh had come up with. "And guess what!" Lan didn't even have an opportunity to blink before Maebh told her what she wanted Lan to guess. "I've included plans for Dib, Zim, Tak, Gaz, and Skoodge! Along with all of the SIR units!" Lan paled at the thought of having to try to get along with at least Tak and Gaz during a Zombie outbreak, hell she might let a Zombie eat her instead.

"Uh…er…that's nice Maebh?" Lan stuttered out in a bit of shock and worry.